White House Press Secretary Resigns

White House Press Secretary Scott McClellan has resigned his position.

"I have given it my all sir and I have given you my all sir, and I will continue to do so as we transition to a new press secretary," McClellan told President George W. Bush.

The president responded, "I thought he handled his assignment with class, integrity. It's going to be hard to replace Scott, but nevertheless he made the decision and I accepted it. One of these days, he and I are going to be rocking in chairs in Texas and talking about the good old days."

Good old days? What about the good "now" days! They don't seem to exist.