Head-banging bush
From the Progressive Daily Beacon:
We vote for insane.
Bush's head must be made out of titanium. The man obviously enjoys pounding his skull against brick walls. Not since the Captain of the Titanic has there been a person more determined to "stay the course" - no matter how perilous and doomed to failure that course may be. Show Bush a wall constructed out of his failed policies and he immediately begins slamming his head against it while chanting, "Stay the course! Stay the course! Stay the course!"
Certainly such a condition must have an official psychological diagnosis. Or, perhaps, it is simply covered under the term, "insanity".
We vote for insane.